GoatBrains
- Windows
About this game
Come join the eccentric Professor Greempit and his assistant Mr. Wiggles for a wholesome, low-stress educational adventure built around curiosity, calm, and a touch of absurdity.
Jump between quizzes, bite-sized lectures, an energetic endless runner, and a quiet ascendant meditation mode. Whether you're here to challenge your brain, ruminate after a long day, or simply relax, Professor Greempit and Mr. Wiggles are ready to help you goat further in a truly goated experience for the whole family.
⚠️ Heads up: While I’ve worked hard to prepare this adventure, a few pesky surprises may still wander the pasture. Thanks for your patience as I continue improving GoatBrains!
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Email: goatbrainsbetatest@gmail.com
FEATURES
• Quiz-based learning with a lighthearted tone
• Short unusual educational lecture segments
• An energetic endless runner mode
• A calm, pressure-free meditation mode
• Unlockable rewards and progression
• Designed for casual, low-stress play
System requirements
- OS
- Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor
- Intel Core i3 or equivalent
- Memory
- 4096 MB MB RAM
- Graphics
- DirectX 11 compatible GPU
- DirectX
- Version 11
- Storage
- 1024 MB MB available space
- Sound Card
- Any DirectX compatible sound card
- Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Support links
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Baa-ology Major
Complete the Biology pack. Congratulations, you’ve out-learned evolution.
74.7%Common
Bleatbuster
Complete the Movie pack. Rated G for GOAT.
74.7%Common
Bonebleater
Complete the Anatomy pack. Your bones now bleat softly at night.
74.7%Common
Braincell_Engaged
Start your first quiz!
100.0%Common
Goat_Generalist
Complete the General Trivia pack. You know a bit of everything—mostly goats.
73.6%Common
Goat_Historian_Emeritus
Played 100 hours. Friends worry. Goats applaud.
77.8%Common
Grand_Master_Goat
Complete all core modules with 100% scores. Total goat dominance achieved.
76.8%Common
Honorary_Goat
Get a perfect 100% on any quiz. A tremendous performance.
82.1%Common
Low_Commitment_Grazer
Played 1 hour. A cautious nibble at the edges of goat academia.
82.1%Common
Master_Goat
Complete all core modules.
76.8%Common
Millennial_Megableat
Played 1,000 hours. Your presence alone causes spontaneous bleating.
77.8%Common
Negative_IQ
Score 0%. Not even the goats understand what happened.
77.8%Common
Synapse_Scapegoat
Complete the Physiology pack. Your neurons now bleat between firings.
74.7%Common
Tenured_Tailwagger
Played 10 hours. You are now classified as “goat-adjacent.”
77.8%Common